How's your sense of humor?
Or, don't you remember this song?

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

Shut up. You know it's funny.
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing- out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a retired citizen a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi-turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a butt-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
 
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.